Tuesday, November 29, 2011

- Bingo -

Got him.

Operatives in the field are confirming that they've corralled #772 using our little 'surprise', a device that disrupts harmonic vibration, which our R&D boys hypothesized was a possible way he was achieving the ability to phase. One of them cited The Flash, an old pre-war superhero, as what gave them the idea. Apparently The Flash could vibrate the molecules in his body to match the 'harmonic resonance' of a solid objects molecules, allowing him to pass through the object.

Nerds.

Anyway, it worked. They're moving him into a containment unit that is shielded with the same harmonic vibration disruption thingy (note to self: Get R&D to give the 'thingy' a good acronym), and transporting him to the IMPCOM field office that we've taken up residence in. He'll be here inside of thirty minutes, and then... well, he'll have to stay contained. We might have a way to keep him in one spot, but we don't have a way to administer the anti-improbability serum. Maybe R&D could build an aerosol dispenser, and we could flood the containment unit with the serum. We've never tried something like this before, but the brass have been very... very adament about removing #772 as a 'viable threat to national security'.

They don't really understand. But orders are orders. Sorry, pal, but your improbable days are numbered. Hopefully, though, your regular days will be long indeed, once you've been 'neuturalized'.

That is, if this doesn't kill you.

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